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Cycle Sluts: Franks and beans and plenty of special sauce

Cycle Sluts: Franks and beans and plenty of special sauce

Dear Cycle Sluts, I am thinking about trying drag but I don't know where to begin. What do you suggest as the starting point? Signed, "Wigs, Dresses and Shoes, Oh My!" [...]

Mudbugs and pig candy: Nuclia tours the Sultry South

Mudbugs and pig candy: Nuclia tours the Sultry South

Last month I rode the Delta Airlines sleigh to the buckle of the Bible belt – Jackson, Mississippi. I marched down the streets of Fondren in the Sweet Potato Queens' Zippity Do Dah Parade. My friend [...]

Will doomsday come in 2012? OFC’s top ten historic failed apocalpypses

Will doomsday come in 2012? OFC’s top ten historic failed apocalpypses

Some say 2012 will be humanity’s last year. On December 21, the Mayan calendar complets the thirteenth b’ak’tun of the current age. Last time that happened was 5,125 years ago – or 3114 BCE – when [...]

Stuff Gay People Like: Miniature things

Stuff Gay People Like: Miniature things

Gay people are both trendsetters and trendy. We love what’s in demand, and anything else we love will soon be demanded. Examples: social networking, dance remixes and oral sex. Most people are pretty grateful to gays [...]

Let him go, be the Ho Ho Ho you really are

Let him go, be the Ho Ho Ho you really are

Dear Cycle Sluts, Some friends of mine just had a baby and they’re going to be great mommies. At a recent party to celebrate they had two lasagnas. I was told one was with and one [...]

Fashion queen

Fashion queen

Denver is not the fashion capitol of the world. Pretty much every day is casual Friday. Ties are something we use to close our tortilla bags, not something we choke around our necks. But that may [...]

Start hooking the streets, no one’s hiring

Start hooking the streets, no one’s hiring

Dear Cycle Sluts, I met this hot guy at a bar and we hung out a few times. Finally he invited me to his place to fool around. But he lives with his mother and she [...]

Drag Queen Bing(n)o

Drag Queen Bing(n)o

With the closing of Jr.’s, there has been an explosion of bingo balls all over this city. You can’t swing a purse without hitting a drag queen calling bingo numbers. Just how many drag queen bingos [...]

Everyone wants to do a porn star, not marry him

Everyone wants to do a porn star, not marry him

Dear Cycle Sluts, How do you tell someone that they are obnoxious? Signed, “Has standards.” Rolonda Flor: Honesty is always the best policy but you should chase it with a shot of Patron to make it [...]

Stuff Gay People Like: Reality TV

Stuff Gay People Like: Reality TV

For most Americans, reality TV is junk food. Stations love it because there’s no need to hire expensive actors and writers, so it’s really cheap to produce. Viewers love it because watching everyday people humiliate themselves [...]